Babylon Bee’s Top: Juan Soto Joins Mets to Win October!
Each week, we showcase the funniest one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to add some humor midweek. For even more laughs, follow the links provided.
Soto, who signed a 15-year, $756 million contract with the Mets ahead of the 2025 season, managed to avoid working during October—almost. READ MORE
Voters who saw Kamala Harris making the talk show rounds this week expressed relief that they had previously voted to elect Donald Trump. READ MORE
“Conservatives will love this,” NFL Chairman Roger Goodell said, referencing a performance by a Spanish-speaking performer in a dress, supposedly appealing to cultural stereotypes. READ MORE
“We don’t need help against Antifa,” Wilson proclaimed as he was engulfed in flames, adding, “There is no ‘organization’ known as Antifa anyway.” READ MORE