Babylon Bee’s Top: Juan Soto Joins Mets to Win October!

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Each week, we showcase the funniest one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to add some humor midweek. For even more laughs, follow the links provided.

A baseball player in a Mets jersey and orange cap looks into the distance, with a headline about him joining the team to get October off. Babylon Bee

Soto, who signed a 15-year, $756 million contract with the Mets ahead of the 2025 season, managed to avoid working during October—almost. READ MORE

Kamala Harris on a speaking tour with a headline about reminding the nation why Trump remains president. Babylon Bee

Voters who saw Kamala Harris making the talk show rounds this week expressed relief that they had previously voted to elect Donald Trump. READ MORE

Bad Bunny performing in a white dress, holding a microphone. Babylon Bee

“Conservatives will love this,” NFL Chairman Roger Goodell said, referencing a performance by a Spanish-speaking performer in a dress, supposedly appealing to cultural stereotypes. READ MORE

A man in a suit on fire amid a crowd. Babylon Bee

“We don’t need help against Antifa,” Wilson proclaimed as he was engulfed in flames, adding, “There is no ‘organization’ known as Antifa anyway.” READ MORE

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